Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.
I’m confused, what is left…
Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right
You really forgot your whole brain.
she read this post with her pussy
The police pull my lifeless body from a lake but I’m wearing the funniest hat they’ve ever seen and they can’t stop laughing and keep dropping me back into the water
Ireland: LOL A HURRICANE
England: FUCKING SKY IS ORANGE LADS. WORLDS ENDING.
SCOTLAND: [WHITE NOISE]
Chopped but every time someone is eliminated the judges sing an Oompa-Loompa style song about what they did wrong




